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Open the pod bay doors, Hal…

The machines beat me this weekend, holy shit. At one point 75% of our computers gave us the big finger and declared their independance from our tyranny and decided that while we may take their lives, we will never take their freedom.  And I guess by “lives” they mean “warranty” and by “freedom” I suppose…fuck it, I don’t know what they meant. Hard drives died, viri spread, things were formatted, millions dead.  It was like the end of the movie Glory.

The future is paved with downloads of gigs of patches and software, finding of recovery disks and many virus scans.  I have a dream too. I also have a best buy credit card and a microcenter within 15 miles.  Never again, never forget. Fight on. *fist in the air*

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